No, it's not just you. That sounds like a lot of very different flavors competing with each other.

I'm happy that someone else's mind went there too.

"Lt. Gen. Susan Helms is a pioneering woman who finds her career stalled because
of a war on men—a political campaign against sexual assault in the military that
shows signs of becoming an effort to criminalize male sexuality."

Nope! Cats win! This is the internet, after all.

Jesus TittyFucking Christ. I have no patience for trolls who don't even bother reading the damn article. NO, they are not automatically relaxing the physical standards required for membership. They will review and POSSIBLY change SOME standards. Those standards, if they change, will change for everyone. I…

Fear of being ripped off is one of the reasons why I'd love to take a basic auto repair class. I'm not looking to get any kind of certification, or get into anything really complicated, but just learn some basics. I've looked all over for something like this but there's nothing in my area, just drivers ed courses or…

I'm mildly interested in what becoming a father will do to Kanye West. Think anything will change?

Incredibly ill-fitting. That's the way my kid's tush looks in pants, but she's in diapers.

It really fucking irritates me that the right-wingers have seized the momentum on the Gosnell story. Make no mistake, if the anti-choice folks get their way, they will roll back women's rights to the point that people like Gosnell are the only option.

They're not sorry they said it, they're sorry that you were offended. God, they must be taking lessons from the Republicans. That is NOT an apology.

. . .what? Why wouldn't they? I had both of my parents as teachers at my school. What else would you do at a small school where maybe the parent is the only teacher of a particular subject?

I remember flipping through my mother's Bon Appetit magazines when I was a kid. The recipes always looked amazing, but you're right, they've become ridiculously exclusive in the last few years. Even my Mom dropped her subscription last year. I personally like Everyday Food. The recipes are simple but well done,…

"I held Nigella's neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasise my point.."

Huh. There really was lobster-throwing in that clip. How 'bout that.

I wear a pretty standard size, but I have friends in alllll shapes and sizes. I really can't believe there are people here arguing that Victoria's Secret has a "wide range" of sizes available. Holy Toledo, they do NOT have a wide range. At. All.

Jesus, those protesters. America certainly doesn't have a monopoly on ignorant, hateful people.

Hahaha! That'd be nice if the couples I know that use "we" actually ever ended up splitting the work 50-50. Nope, sorry, it's usually just another way for the guy to assert control over the situation. "We're having a baby!" he says, as he territorially throws his arm over his wife's abdomen. Of course, your…

Yes! Thank you! On a somewhat related point - I always find it a bit irritating when a guy says "My wife and I are having a baby!" Nah buddy, I'm pretty sure that's just your wife that's doing that particular part. I know it's silly, but I really want the person who's doing the physical labor to get the credit.

I agree with FrogAndToadForever- save your money for a trip where the two of you can be together without distractions.

Oh, you missed this weird little tidbit at the end of the article: