Thank you! I was trying to figure out what exactly was creeping me out about this but I couldn't quite, um, put my finger on it.

"But if Gilbert and Richins are right, then the bulk of the therapy provided by shopping is everything that happens before the check-out counter."

God. Of course there's a fucking bicycle shop. Why wouldn't there be a fucking bicycle shop?

Playing two sides, eh? Great job outing yourself, genius. Although I did always suspect that most of the trolls on here were three or four people with multiple accounts.

Well, which one of your lesbian mothers is the Man? You know, the one who always wears pants and does man-stuff. That's who you give the Fathers' Day card too. (Yes, I'm being facetious. Congrats on your well-adjusted upbringing.)

There are shitty parents of all shapes and sizes, but the vast majority of deadbeat parents are men, not women. That's not "man-hating," that's the cold hard truth. Suck it up, buttercup.

Gee, thanks, evolutionary biologists! Please continue to share your knowledge with us. Tell us more about how every damn thing a woman's body does was directly influenced by how men interact with her.

It's amazing how many people who should know better try to give mothers advice on stuff that is none of their business. As for me, I'm tired of hearing people ask me when I'm going to have another, or tell me that I'll feel more like a "real mom" after my second child. I CAN'T HAVE a second child, so these people…

I'm so sorry for your loss. There's no shame in crying! Be careful if you're going to drink and take xanax, those two substances aren't really supposed to go together.

Great! It's not like I needed to sleep tonight anyways. Or go to the bathroom by myself. Or walk past any mirrors.

Now maybe Facebook can approach photos of women being raped, assaulted, and thrown down stairs (complete with humorous captions!) with the same zeal they formerly reserved for mastectomy shots.

This isn't even a prank. There is not even the tiniest sliver of humor in this. It's just dumb. And mean.

Perhaps just a way of placating his four adult children so they don't spill any family dirt? I'm just wildly speculating. You know that family has some serious skeletons in the closet.

Hilarious. Reminds me of the clunky, terrible censorship of photos and films in Iran:

Why does that fish have human teeth? Why? This is distressing.

During election season, a close friend of mine had to have an abortion to save her life. A few weeks later, I went to visit her when she was in town to see her parents. Guess what? They had a freaking Richard Mourdock sign in their yard. Damn, how can you be so clueless? If people like that man had their way,…

Aside from what this guy said about his brobrain, I'm so fucking sick of this idea that people who support Healthcare reform just don't understand the "true costs." No, we understand the costs, some of us just realize that the more people who have healthcare, the better off the country will be.

Wow, a sincere-sounding apology from Jeff Flake? Oh, right, he was apologizing for someone else's actions, not his own.

I don't think that's an overstatement. It's calling it the "New Golden Age" that really does it for me. They're not just shrugging and saying, "Oh well, this is the face of publishing," they're saying "We're living in the best of times and here's what it looks like!"

Oh God, my in-laws think Obama is secretly Kenyan. It's infuriating. I try to not bring it up because I don't need any surplus drama with them, but I can tell you from experience, there is NO reasoning with people who think that. You can present them with all the evidence in the world, and they'll tell you they…