No, sir. And in the interest of full disclosure, the new 360 slims have built in wireless as well. But yeah if you ever get ahold of a PS3, I'd recommend the R&C Future games and inFamous. Also, people complain about XIII but I have a few friends who bought it and liked it, at the least it's very pretty.

Lol, world's pickiest gamer truly! That's a lot of stuff to not like. That said, I now understand why you don't own a console. Even if there was a game or two to like, it's not really worth buying $300+ of hardware to play them. But the PS3 has built in wireless so you don't need a hardline. And have you ever…

Lol, I'm not humiliated. I was like, twelve, so it was probably pretty adorable.

@SavagePotato: I assume you stab the chainsaw ladies in the face and then kick them? But how would you kill the blind Wolverine guys with a knife? o.O

@Morgan Runice: Lol, I don't think you'll be much less confused this time around. It's fairly complex and abstract, I've beaten it twice and to this day, I'm not sure I fully understand everything there is to that game. I like it though and I'm not even fully sure about why that is either! How can I like something…

@TiltingMills: I think that kind of disconnect happens when you're fully enjoying something. Your brain is too busy enjoying itself to bother forming memories. It's happened to me the few times I went to see stand-up comedians I really love live. If I watch a recording, I can remember an entire act but for some…

@DukeOfPwn: I have to admit I was a bit bored by Nosferatu, but I love me some Chaplin and Buster Keaton. Seriously, I could watch those movies all day.

@Thraxis: Four hours is more than enough time to get through the crater if you one shot Sephiroth. Even if you don't, it's enough time to get a couple of tries in or more depending on where you save, so it's certainly possible.

@checkminus182: Aw, you can lie to us! We'll listen and some of us will care, others will pretend to, and a few will troll you but nuts to them!

@dracosummoner: Lol, I'm so glad that someone else in the world has played through FFVII naming the characters after people they know.

@melting_doll: Maybe it was on an alt? Or maybe that was his alt?

@PoweredByHentai: And a third (and fourth, etc.) by morphing a Tonberry King! :D

@ludwigk: I've actually had a few fights with Emerald in particular last quite a while and get pretty epic. I think they were times when I was trying to go without Knights of the Round though and just subsist off barriers and limit breaks, always ended up dying eventually too. Didn't get immediately smashed though.

I have eight PSN platinum trophies. I have a 91% completion rate on Vanquish. I'm not missing one trophy, I'm missing 1/6 of one trophy. The trophy is for completing the challenge mode for which there are five challenges and one challenge which is unlocked after beating the first five. I've tried and tried and…

@Eggyhead: I too will probably end up getting a NGP and will likely never own a 3DS. But I own a DS and have played some fantastic games for it and I was excited for the 3DS before Sony announced the NGP (I just don't see the need to own more than one handheld per generation). Comments like that just anger me…

@MieBie: And my GF plays the Wii exclusively and gets bored watching me play PS3. Congratulations on being different folks with different strokes.

@The Geek Empress: No exclusives for the PS3 that you'd want? So you don't like game of the year caliber action-platformers? Comedic, cartoon-style action-platformers? Dark, challenging action-RPGs? Innovative, story driven, cinematic games? Gorgeous turn based strategy games with unique game mechanics? …

@JChaos: I mean, you are missing A LOT of high quality games. I agree that those comments were sheer douchebaggery and I really wish he hadn't made them, but I'm glad I have a PS3 and a Wii and a DS. Whatever gives me access to great games to play.

"...calling motion gaming 'cute' and stating his impression that the technologies powering the 360 and the Wii are quickly becoming irrelevant." - said the man whose company copied the Wii's technology almost exactly. As a proud owner of every generation of Playstation, I have to say, tell the execs to keep their…

That must have been why I kept getting kicked off or not being able to sign into PSN the other day. Now I'm kind of annoyed. At least they came to their senses and called it off.