“lincoln sells american luxury. not american cars with complexes trying to benchmark the germans. shit doesnt have to be sporty all the time.”

Except in sales, but that’s ok

The thing is, calling for justice for her is not political. Since when has wanting murders to be arrested political? These things are labeled as such by people who don’t care to or want to talk about or face such things. So saying it’s political is a convenient way to avoid it. Racism and police brutality aren’t…

Nobody with a strong political opinion is actually tolerant or open-minded. Nobody.

That is really just an illusion though, since its not like the v8 was going to have a carburetor or points.  Neither vehicle is going to be getting fixed on the side of the trail if anything in the engine fails.

No car ever needed a V8.

I’m just wondering where the weak point is. High center on that for massive damage!

Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

If there’s anything Mussolini is known for, it was his passion for vehicles powered by renewable sources. After all, he made the trains run on thyme.

Maserati has built V6 turbos before. The Biturbo was a . . . yeah, never mind, that’s even worse.

Heh. That’s hilarious, Pat. It took me a second to get the visual...

Try doing it off a hooker’s butt, and use a crisp hundred.

I keep hearing the same thing about cocaine, but can never tell the difference...

Not to mention when your kid starts needing stuff like diapers, vaccinations, shoes and clothes (all the f’ing time because they’ll grow so fast), etc.

You can’t truly enjoy a Cuban cigar unless it’s lit with a hundy.

Dude just had a kid and then went out and got a Lambo which drained his bank account?

Yeah, uhm, how about, NO.

Jalopnik is given cars and car-related products to review, and they review them.

I hate Illinois nazis

Is Jez really doing a story about “how will the short little black lady swim”??? About the most amazing U.S. amateur female athlete? Yikes.