yo dawg, ouvi dizer que você gosta de réplicas

Como se diz “YO DAWG, I HERD U LIKE REPLICAS...” em Portuguese?

So you’re saying this is a knockoff story about knockoff cars?

I realize I may be in the minority here, but Uber/Lyft were founded by software bros looking for cheaper rides home from the bar. They were, and have not been profitable, and are going to stay afloat just long enough for the bigwigs to make their dough before they sell out and split, leaving the drivers to scrabble…

In benchmarking the mid engine italians, they went overboard with their imitation.

Couldn't help myself.  Saw this on my way to work two days ago.

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

I hate Barstool as much as the next guy but the deep investigative dive into every single person that briefly associates themselves with that shit hole comes off as a bit desperate at times. 

Damn Haas and their “Pay contracts” attitude.

It’s actually the Fyre festival of F1 sponsors.

Translation: The check bounced.

DON’T YOU FORCE YOUR SO-CALLED TRADITIONS ON ME!

No, the Navy tends not to be ill tempered.

[Pinky to corner of mouth] Are they... ill tempered?

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

Who the hell is qualified to do it at the scene?!  Did they bring in a surgeon?  Because I’d have issues with an EMT or firefighter lopping off a body part.  Poor guy.

Because Ferrari owners are all 21 and covered in awesome tattoos! No, they’re 52 year old doctors with 2 ex-wives.

Sorry, can’t do it.

Let’s be honest, this car is going to be awesome, but I think something is being lost by not being front engine any more.

I mean that’s a REALLY conservative “bro-lift” if it even qualifies at all.