patbateman
PatBateman
patbateman

“...she’s the father.”

something tells me that he’d miss it

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

I saw a sneak peak at Chevy’s next Impala, its even bigger!

“Especially if you have an automatic.”

People not understanding 4 way stops.

Oh you’re riiiight. No woman has ever acted like an asshole because she thinks she’s hot shit, my mistake.

That’s not entitlement, it’s an inflated ego bred of lots of positive attention. Literally everyone is susceptible to that if they aren’t careful. Women included.

While I understand and empathize with your sadness, I don’t think I’d go quite as far as to say that everything is bad. I have compiled a short list of things that are good:

I mean Cadillac sold three times as many cars as Lincoln last year, so I’m not sure you want to use them as your baseline either.

Needs moar minigun.

According to Ford, XL and XLT with the 3.0-liter diesel are fleet only.

Baker “Deep Balls Hang on Him” Mayfield got nothing on “Long Ball” Larry David.

Triggered?

BMWs gonna BMW...

I was at an auto show last year where I sat in a CT6 and an S class back to back. They were very different styles, but I was expecting to feel a big difference in quality, and I didn’t.

Yikes. Enthusiasts poo-pooing more performance options? Where am I right now??

We’ve had an SRX since December and I have yet to encounter a missed command or be frustrated by it. Maybe I’m one of the lucky ones.

No, it is possible to blame young people pretty much forever. Wait until you are old, and you will see.

Jesus Christ, even as a pretty liberal Dem, I knew you’d somehow shit on a deceased 92 year old woman. She wasn’t Maya fucking Angelou, but she was still a nice lady.