She doesn’t fly commercial.

So what is Fancy Kristen’s falcon possession situation?

Don’t forget diving! So creepy it nearly ruins the Olympics every four years!

Actually competitive cheerleading is pretty damn amazing. It’s basically group gymnastics. If forced to rank order of creepiness I’d put it behind straight-up eye candy cheerleading.

Also states in close proximity to Mexico

The states with the largest populations and the largest number of pickup trucks are found to have the highest number of tailgate thefts? No way.

I won’t hassle you about it, but I utterly disagree with you.

As a former resident of about 8 towns in Mississippi (including both Oxford and Starkville) I highly recommend not going to either college. If you have to or want to go to a southern college, pick LSU or UT at Austin.

Yeah, if I recall correctly, they even successfully lobbied to be able to create a mutual fund based on hoarding raw materials like AL.

Too wrong to be serious, obvious trolling.

Via conductive fibers woven into the mats.

Country. The car references in rap songs are just flaunting money - the car is just an object. Blah. Those are often poorly-rhymed, too. In country songs, the vehicle is part of a tale. It was an imprint on the singer’s memory. Little Red Rodeo; Daddy Let Me Drive; Red Ragtop... Take the car out, the song changes.…

Still has it... somehow.

Show-er? I barely know her!

As it is usually the case with semi

All us guys were teenagers once, we’ve all had a semi in the wild.

I have a friend that got busted doing 115 in a 35.

Who read that in his voice? I did.

“M’Lord, my client can not be held responsible for this infraction due to the fact that he is wealthy.”

Yeah that belongs to r/madlads