I do things in a vehicle that Erin Marquis would hate: Drive my kids around in a Ford Expedition (V8) to look at Christmas lights.  And I go REAAAAALLY SLOOOOOWLY to get the worst mileage possible.  

Look, I’m not one to nitpick here, but y’all are sending mixed messages. From Wednesday’s morning shift:

I drive a V8. I’d prefer either an EV truck or an 3.5 EB truck.

‘Twas subtle.

Texas, because we have a lot of different plates that we can personalize (but most people don’t, which is nice). This is just one of the background examples:

You can edit your comment all you want, but I still know you used “your” instead of “you’re”.  

PatBateman’s Snake Automotive Removal Service. We just do this to the car:

The Rivian will (hopefully) be a great electric truck for the EV pickup consumers who think the CyberTruck is too radical and the electrified F150 is too mainstream. While yes, it’s probably not advisable to take the vehicle out on a 100+ mile off-roading adventure like the Rebelle Rally, taking it to a ranch that has…

Proud of you, Mercedes!  Keep it up!

We’ll agree on that last point.

With all the safety tech on the Hummer, the chances of that happen are considerably slimmer than in vehicles that don’t have any of that expensive safety tech.

The Hummer has self driving tech, pedestrian avoidance systems, lane departure warning system... So yes, it’s a safe vehicle. The little car? That’s not built with crumple zones. And do you know what happens when an occupant of a vehicle like this gets totalled? I used to be a firefighter/EMT; I do. They don’t walk…

Considering a head on collision with a pedestrian would probably total this article’s featured “vehicle”, I’d say you’re right.

Jalopnik: We need safer cars!

True story: one of the reasons I chose this Kinja handle is because of the abundance of fun gifs associated with it.  That and I have a dark sense of humor.

THEN MAYBE THEY SHOULD STOP MESSING WITH MY FACIAL PRODUCTS IF THEY DON’T WANT TO BE FOUND IN THE CLO...  If they don’t want to be found in the unemployment line.  Yes, that’s it.  

But good maids ARE hard to find!!

Hopefully, there are rules in place to prevent this.  I can see some quick resells for $150k if there are.

Edmunds has the Aztek listed as LITERALLY the worst car of ALL TIME. Awful interior, weak ass V6, strange dimensions... It was SO BAD and sold SO HORRIBLY that it killed Pontiac. I’ll say that again: THE CAR KILLED PONTIAC.