Unfriended 2: The Pokening.

Did his PR team tell him to use the NRA to deflect in his press statement or was that his own idea? What a fuckhead.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

You do you not understand how super markets work? You’ve just described every pre-cooked meal you can find in a markets freezer section.

Are we still using “doesn’t own a TV” as shorthand for douchey intellectual snob who looks down on everyone? It’s 2017. You don’t need a TV to watch TV, and haven’t for sometime. You can watch critically lauded prestige dramas made by serious auteurs on your phone.

Okay, I keep seeing things like this and in most states, the Government DOES give a shit.

No! No time for accuracy! MUST OUTRAGE NOW!

Little early for that. Can’t you wait till after Halloween, you pervert?

Wait, that guy gets the 280 character limit on his Twitter account and I don’t?

Literally false, “female” is both:

It doesn’t really matter whether or not they go into it to make money, they still have to be held accountable and respect patient’s privacy (not to mention, not being fucking distracted during an operation?). So yes, there is an issue. Regardless of whether a patient is getting a voluntary procedure or not, they are…

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I just don’t get the need to put successful animated TV series on the big screen. Generally, the shows are written around half hour segments or serialized over 2 or 3 episodes but the format remains.

Half this article reads like a pitch for a bad SNL sketch... HOW IS THIS A REAL THING?!

Because black mirror fans are as bad as rick and morty fans

It’s perfectly fine for what it is: a $5 large pizza. It’s better than frozen pizzas for about the same amount of money.

And, like I said last week, the one handed market owner is played by Chaz Bono, who I’m STILL not sure the writer knows is that person.

The only plausible excuse I’m willing to believe from someone caught using cocaine is, “I did it because I fucking love doing cocaine.” Anything else is a lie.

You know, no. The Kids In The Hall was, in my book, one of the greatest of all time. It had its own unique voice, and it was rare and brilliant and wonderful. It was something that shaped my own sensibilities because I watched it when it was a kid. But no. It had its time, and that time was over a long time ago.

They’re…