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I’ve got an ice crusher but we never make ice. I had a mini cotton candy maker that only made a mouthful before it got so hot the floss would melt before you could get it out. And then I went on a bento box kick and got these. Cute as fuck but who the hell has the time to siphon sauce into a tiny container the size of

I have this. I spiralized the fuck out of everything for a week and now it lives in the cupboard where other tools like an ice crusher and cotton candy maker go to die.

My brother had a breadmaker and swears to never buy one again. He had it for 5 years but only started using it a month ago, until two weeks ago when the chain in the unserviceable-by-yourself motor made the loudest noise of death. Worst machine ever.

FINALLY a recipe that I can make with ingredients I have on hand.

It’s been 10 years since we worked there together and yes, she still is amazing :)

That story is making my blood pressure rise, fucking entitled parents are the worrrrrrst.

My bff and I ordered sushi last week, and almost an hour passes and no sushi. We’re like WTF this place is down the street, we’ve ordered from them before, where are they? She calls and they’re like um, we sent it out. Ok. We wait some more, and nothing. We call again, and they’re like you’re not home! WTF no, we’re

I might be older than you Caitlin, but I’d like to be like you when I grow up.

Yup, I’ve seen the plastic bag thing happen at Sears when I worked there, and the washroom was not even 10 feet away. My manager railed at the lady with the peeing child.

Haha, I’m Chinese so I know...but he eats the shell.

It’s like the lotus leaves around Chinese sticky rice chicken, you know people eat those things by accident.

Did the blue steak guy look like this?

I like to live dangerously, so I went and tried the “new” version in Canada that they have for their Great Canadian Taste Adventure. More lobster, less lettuce, but this time there’s a mysteriously glow-in-the-dark yellow “lemon flavoured mayo style sauce”.

It was actually quite good, the crust was really tasty and the toppings weren’t out of the norm for fast food pizza. I had it all the time for lunch when I was in high school.

These dumb fucks. Yeah, nothing gives the immune system a workout like lockjaw. Enjoy your diptheria while you’re at it.

Yours looks like it had more filling at least. Mine was practically pre-eaten in more than one way ugh.

The last time it was in Canada I had one. Ridiculously terrible.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time to to beat Caramel Frap bitch with a bat.

I’ve used this gif for other occasions but this time it works perfectly on multiple levels.