I need to know whether this place closed down or not.

This peanut gringo?

That would be the most disappointing meal.

But those are referencing them as nouns, as those are dippers. Or you know, SCOOPS. Dip, dipped, as a verb along with Hand, means to most that someone put their hand quickly into and out of that milkshake.

I have never wanted to slap someone as much as I want to slap the Applebee’s dude with mouth diarrhea. Well, today anyway.

I see your Leslie with a Ron. That waitress was out of control.

Oh dear.

Oh god, I thought I'd lost you, BCO. DON'T EVER SCARE ME AGAIN.

I had a friend who would say that to the customers at the theatre, but overemphasize his accent so they'd second guess themselves.

That is not the hole I thought you would use for that sentence.

Real butter does work, but you have to skim off the foamy stuff off the top, and you had to refrigerate the leftovers for the next day in a new container because there was always these gross solids in the bottom that would go rancid if you left it. And dumping new blocks of butter into the melted hot as fuck butter…

We called it garbage juice. Gagggggg.

Kenneth Branaugh's Hamlet.

I remember that so well. It didn't bother me when people were nice about it, but be a jerk and I will lick your popcorn*.

When the post comes up:

I am cheering for the popcorn story because 5 years of Cine-drudgery when I was a kid has made me the angry person I am today. I only wish I had a great revenge story like that. Although once, an elderly lady was sneaking into theatres all day, so finally after 3 shows I asked to see her ticket. She takes a stub out,…

YAAAAS

Most Horrifying EVER?

I am jealous and hangry as hell right now.

BCO is the only thing I look forward to on Mondays .