The Walmart near me tried self-checkout for a few months. Hot mess. It was gone in a month.

If y'all dislike him so much, stop talking about him so much. JEAHHHHHH.

Moffat has no idea where anything is going. It's his thing.

I can tell you as a former apple employee there are some who have drunk the koolaid and actually speak the way they're trained to especially when doing some fearless feedback. Mostly the creatives and the assholes who want to climb their way up the apple tree. I'd also been told a bunch of times to assume positive…

What's wrong with me? I like it. HELP.

THANKS. AS IF I WASN'T CONFUSED ENOUGH BEFORE. I JUST GOT USED TO THE ~NEW~ SYSTEM. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW.

Detroit Lions Jambox, Christmas Jambox, Lakers Jambox, variation on Detroit Lions Jambox...

Well, nevernudes will be a-ok.

And these doctors he's talked to...Doctor Nick Riviera?

These otters are damn cute. The best part is the thumb bump!

I love Ryan and his uh, special personality but his handlers are SHIT. YEAH, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, ERIKA.

Ugh, Tyler Clary.

So Luke will be played by Michael J. Fox?

Be born half dolphin?

I don't see If Looks Could Kill. List invalid.

If that's what Earl Grey tea does to you in the future, I don't think I want any.

Off with his head!

How about we talk about how crusty the inside of an Alaska Airlines plane is?

I was irked about Henry at first but then I discovered Henry CAVILL. All was forgiven.

NO HANX, NO