*Morans. This is Missouri we’re talking about.

Found the life of the party

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

One of those things is not like the others.

I think you’re barking up the wrong tree if you want someone who thinks the earth is flat to explain how GPS works...

They think we live in Westeros or something and we’re surrounded by an ice wall that “holds in the oceans”

Dude plays the Raptors like 4 times a year smdh

Globe manufacturers, dumbass

http://www.wikihow.com/Travel-to-Antarctica

That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

I want one of them to explain how GPS and satellite television work with a flat Earth.

My only explanation is that maybe JUST MAYBE a guy who has focused on basketball his entire life and has more than likely couldn’t name 15 elements off of the periodic table is very stupid in every other subject other than basketball. He’s so ignorant of the mounds of evidence out there, that he is in a matter of…

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Trump make Palin seen like Churchill.

I remember people saying they DID NOT vote for McCain specifically because of here potential proximity to the presidency.

This is completely not true, there was literally a book written about this (Game Change). McCain had wanted Joe Lieberman, but since he was (ostensibly) a Democrat, Republican leadership freaked out and he was stuck having to choose a new VP in just a few days. He had several more expected choices on the list (like…

I agree. That’s why I used the word “promising” and didn’t say “who will definitely and without a doubt”. I know what I typed, and why. But thanks.

I would honestly prefer not to have a 12 foot dick. Like, how big would it be flaccid? Wouldn’t it get stepped on? How would pants even work? The whole thing sounds kind of awful.

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