Oh my god. Found on Twitter. He did actually workout in preparation for May Day

But still he persisted.

My early guess: in the ones where they successfully removed the Gauntlet, someone else put it on and went mad with power.

And speaking of “well-meaning” neighbors:

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

But the courts are ruling politically here, not on the basis of law.

Oof

Um, white people first. I’ll sit this one out. Not trying to go jail today.

I’ve gone to starbucks and just used the internet. I’ve also purchased a small coffee so I can get the passcode to the bathroom. This situation is bullshit.

An effective, surgical strike on their chemical production/storage facilities really wouldn’t be the worst of all possible options; however, by telegraphing his move (again), Trump has pretty much guaranteed that Assad and his Russian enablers will move the vast majority of their stockpiles (and likely their…

Nah, all we have to do is make any unlawful death payouts come out of the police pension fund instead of the general fund. Cops will immediately start policing their own if their money was on the line.

once Trump is out in ‘20.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”

I only wish she said he was bad in bed.

Finally getting out of debt and into saving. Having cut back enough to be able to aggressively pay off debt, when it was cleared I just kept the same patterns up and have therefore been able to put that money into savings.

I have this as well - but interest rates are so low at the moment (and have been for years) that savings accounts essentially lose money over time because the “interest” is an order of magnitude lower than inflation.