Trump to his lawyers: “Don’t worry about a thing guys. There’s no way I’m going to perjure myself in this interview.”

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

I have a feeling this will be one of those cases future engineers learn about in class.

Also, do we think there’s gonna be a time when the Fox News generation ceases to exist, or are they doing a good job of indoctrinating future generations? This is a legitimate question I have. I know the trend is for people to grow more conservative as they age, but what are the chances that we at least have hope that…

I think you forgot the part where the concurrent viewer record was absolutely demolished

Just like the collection of jackass comments I read to this story before getting to yours... yeah, that stupid Millennials. We ruined their environment, raised the price of their education, hold decent paying jobs outta their reach, shit on their dreams, watch them get gunned down and then tell them they are self…

It’s funny.....all the adults who for years have shit upon Millenials (now adults) and other kids....complaining they’re lazy, selfish, absorbed in their phones, have no direction, don’t vote, don’t care about issues etc etc.

Delete your account

This entire thread is beautiful.

They’re “clueless about risk assessment” but many are able to purchase an AR-15. That seems strange, doncha think?

The annoying part about this victory is that every side has to point to larger things other than “Democrats are doing well.”

Has anyone asked if he’s tired of all the winning yet?

Apologize not, friend. You’ve just pitched the best idea SNL has had in years.

“J-E-S-U-S!”

Dunno. His policy of ‘Not Being Donald Trump’ looks pretty appealing right about now.

I mean, she’s really trying hard to beat him though.

This one keeps it warm for an hour...crawling out of a tent in freezing temps.

“Show us on this anatomically correct AR-15 where Obama touched you”

Peele has referred to himself as black and I assume he’d probably be the authority on that.