Go Fuck Yourself

At least, Leo still has some real hair. And, I assume, normal sized hands.

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Were they fighting over who has a worse view of this crappy preseason game?

It’s like a brawl at a condiment station between ketchup and catsup.

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

Every Minor League Baseball Player is so good at poker that they never lose, winning 100% of the time so long as they do not play each other. Wow. That is amazing.

it’s a good thing you clicked on the story about the thing you aren’t interested in, watched the video of it and then commented.

The Diaz brothers’ tried and true strategy is to wear down their opponents with at least 300 thrown water bottles per round.

not saying he did/didn’t make it up, but the dude is dumb as a sack of potatoes. to presume what would go on in a head that stupid is impossible for an intelligent person to comprehend

Huh. So I guess playing in the best way for your team to win is smart, not cowardly, go figure. Someone cc Hope Solo.

I am. And I make no illusions about what kind of night I’d have had if I were black. It would’ve sucked with a capital Sucked. I might not even be here today to tell you this tale.

But it’s not germane to the story, so I left it out.

If this comment remains in the greys I pledge to dedicate myself to becoming the Cesar Chavez of Internet commenters.

A Mexican cowboys fan, a Mexican Raider fan and a Mexican Rams fan walk into a bar... Everyone else runs out.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Well ‘Abner’ is bald(ing), but corpulent and a bit touched in the head. Both are goddamn milk babies.

And given that your average Raiders fan acts as if he spent 10 years running a pruno operation inside San Quentin

Corky grew up to own an NFL team?