“Mom! I want to be Mike Trout when I grow up!”

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”

“Come on, Pham, give us a ball!”
“Phuck off.”

I still remember saving France’s ass from the Germans at Pearl Harbor. Damn Commies came out of nowhere.

Is it Trump’s number of monthly donations to NAMBLA (per year) plus the number of his ex-wives who have accused him of rape?

I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.

The Giants are up right now on the Rockies. If it holds,

Who the fuck is this bitch? Is she the South Carolina “Such as” Miss Teen chick?

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

His response: basically, he doesn’t know her.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

History, mostly. Where a drop of something else meant a non-white classification.

I think we should be more concerned about who is doing Harrison’s financial planning.

what, essentially, makes his black parent the dominant factor in determining his race?