My face is on fire!

Pictured: the Olympic pool operator

I swear to God every once in a while I will look up this Tweet and stare at it on my phone and it makes me feel so, so much better.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

It’s like you can’t even count on quality officiating in Guatemala’s 3rd division anymore smh

blake has put some time into his craft. he’s rehearsed those punchlines with the equipment manager.

If you think Griffin is good, you should see Bartolo Colón’s effort to just stand up.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

This is actually a publicity stunt for Philadelphia’s upcoming winter spectacular, White Trash on Ice.

I’m pretty sure that the Zika virus is less hazardous to a child than having Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens as your parents.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

I think these are a bit oversized, but they may do the job

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

“kind of a mix of Incubus and Dave Matthews”

(only allows Korean fans into the game)

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Reports of Missing Mason Jar Coaches Hoping to Preserve Upcoming Pigskin Season

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”