I like how the Trump campaign is blaming Tebow/RNC for this. Falling right in line with their trend of saying a thing, then calling the press liars for reporting on the thing they said.

Mike Pence was probably like “What’s with the fucking vans outside my house? What did I fuck up this time?”

“I got the best Tebow, this is a real good Tebow.”

Also, why the fuck aren’t they getting Richie Incognito to speak? He’s even got a foreign-ish last name!

Yup, Timmy is definitely the best power forward of all time. No one else comes close to his ability to adapt his game to the stars around him. He has succeeded with the second best or best player on the team being 1 of each other position in Robinson, Kawhi, Ginbili, and Parker. He managed to shift his game however…

And basketball is an entertainment product. Hack-a-Shaq is boring.

When did cops become such delicate fucking flowers? Christ, they’re the most easily butthurt of any profession I can think of.

POLICE UNIONS.

The Browns and the police do have one thing in common: A complete disregard for the lives of young black men.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

Thank you! I constantly get in arguments at children’s burn wards trying to tell the kids their parents and teachers are liars. Here’s the proof I need.

*mind blown*

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Grew up with the 80's Celtics and loved McHale. Sir Charles was amazing. But yeah, Timmy might be the greatest.

Next round of Zima’s are on me!

“Protected by privilege” was also the shorthand for every play Manziel was supposed to block for a running back.

Johnny would have been better off hiring Lawyer Milloy or Ty Law. Hell, even Ndamakong Suh.

The liquid in a ceviche is definitely not brine, which has an actual meaning of a solution of salt in water...

I’ve never heard anyone — let alone anyone who gets paid to write about food — call the liquid in a ceviche brine.

That’s not a brine - it’s a goddamn marinade!