Can we get his take on John Stamos for Oikos?

Dumpster fire. It’s going to be a dumpster fire...with sewage.

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

And I’ll retire my giddy notion that someone out there was standing around at work or the bar going “Man, how about them Seltiss?”

Everyone has tried to forget about The Big Witness Protection era of Shaq’s career.

Alabama Slammer Does Alabama Slammer, Goes to Alabama Slammer

There’s a reason why it isn’t the 7up Slam Dunk Contest.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

I’ve always wondered what would happen if you decided you didn’t like the wine after the tasting. Do people ever actually send it back? Do the servers at least get to drink it after their shift?

I go for something a little less complicated:

the ball.

who quits on the team first between Rose, Melo, and Howard?

As a Knicks fan, that was my same reaction.

As a lifelong NYK’s fan, I cannot wait to watch all 37 games Rose is able to play next year.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

Amazing the Knicks figured out just what they need for success, one more shooter and one less passer.