Wow sorry bud, did not mean to offend the sanctity of Demi and big G's bestie-ship. I'm sure they have a really chill time hanging on the couch with virgin daiquiris talking about last week's ep of Girls and shit.

OK, first, giant LOLZ at "insufferable raisin"

It can't be said enough: NDeGT fucking gets it.

You ain't lyin.

SKINS. its all about skins.

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

Good.

OMG.

Take that blackened grunge heart outside at night. Now look at the stars. Look how they shine for you. And everything you do. They are all yellow.

Plus I still can't get over how adorable Hoult was in About A Boy. Seriously. Can't get over it.

Cold play reminds me of U2, only Coldplay wasn't good before they started to suck.

I've really never had a problem with Kim Kardashian, seeing as she is completely aware of her own brand, and what she's selling, and seemingly very proud, and happy with her life(rather than being some innocent dum-dum manipulated and sexualized for the American public). I've never blamed her for the fact that the…

tay is bae etc etc. like this isn't laziness but i just feel like, at this point, we all know i am quietly screaming and crying over everything she does.

And thank you Kate Winslet, for taking a fucking stand.

Yes, let's get rid of all government regulation! Free the people! We don't need building codes or speed limits or the FDA or courts or rules about preventing disease! If your house catches on fire, pay the firefighters to come put it out! If you need to drive somewhere, you should be able to do it in a car that emits…

Rich people who refuse treatment should be forced to pay for a person in need who WANTS the medical procedure/treatment etc.

According to family, Val Kilmer's being all "It's not a toomah!" because his Christian Scientist faith has convinced him that he doesn't need throat surgery. [NYDN]

FEET!!! I feel really weird with bold polish on my fingernails. I use my hands differently (ie. stupidly) and it's a bit distracting. But I go wild with my toenails. The brighter the better. I'm not sure if you get Rimmel in the US, but their 60 Seconds in Cranberry is my go-to happy colour. :)

Maybe he meant he's going to freak out about being sick, complain all the time, act completely helpless, expect some good woman will nurse him back to health and spend $300 in over the counter meds.

Mr. Baker, as a man, I fail to see the problem with having multiple highly-qualified women candidates. If a strong woman scares a man who is considering a run for office from pursuing it, I think that says a hell of a lot more about the quality of the male candidate than the female candidate.