Well clearly if we have open, honest discussions with children and teenagers about sexuality and consent then they'll all just start having mindless sex with each other. Only never discussing anything ever guarantees safe sex.

As long as it's tightly closed, it shouldn't dry up (but keep a bottle of nail polish thinner on hand just in case the bottle doesn't have a good seal - any online or meat-space beauty supply should have numerous types). And it'll really never ever "spoil" or otherwise go bad - that's not an environment any kind of…

We can fail together. My left hand is fine most of the time. Even length, decent shape, whatever. My right hand aaaalways has at least 2 nails that have broken off. I will never have a right hand of even nails. I can't even deal with cuticles.

The 90s were awesome. All fashion looks like hell 20 years later, but the 90s were an excellent time to be a teenager. And I am currently reliving 90s glory by watching 10 Things I Hate About You with Heath Ledger at his dreamiest.

I wrote something about art nouveau because it's pretty and I like it, damnit:

All I can see is this:

Sex ed is a complete mess everywhere, boy I wish I could get my hands on the programs and fill kids minds with beautiful truths instead of terrifying lies

Good. Fuck that guy indeed. How dare he add his particularly awful bullshit to that woman's day! People have to continue to work and live with that additional shit all over them! She's trying to earn a goddamn living for Christ's sake! What the fuck do people think they are accomplishing when they harass and abuse…

Something tells me the conversation and reaction to all of this would be preeeetty different if the anti-vaxxers currently spreading horrible diseases around the country were poor and brown instead of rich and white. Instead of "personal belief exemptions" we'd have kids getting ripped from their parents by CPS,…

im so upset right now

my mother used to work with NGOs who would give vaccinations to the amish & even they were smart enough to agree to get fucking vaccinated.

I have to say (as someone on the autism spectrum).

I hate to be all "Team Whoever," but Katy Perry is just so off-putting to me. It's a stupid feud but Taylor Swift looks like less of an ass and seems to talk about it a lot less. Also, her songs aren't hideous earworms like everything Katy puts out.

I'm obsessed with Tom Waits so I was really worried this would be a bad story. Very happy that he acted...exactly how Tom Waits would act!

Terrible waitresses unite! I love Tom Waits. I would have been tempted to ask him to say, "Romeo is bleeding."

It is not assault if they are BOTH way underage. It's still inappropriate and their parents should step in and make sure they're not having any more orgies for a few years. But how do you charge children with child molestation? So they are both the victims and perpetrators? It makes no sense. And they'll be left with…

all reportedly between 13 and 15 years of age. Police are recommending to the district attorney's office that they be charged with first- and second-degree sexual assault of a child.

I'm sorry Gael, but does Mexico happen to have... LETS SAY, oil! to help America care through this difficult time? No? Oh well... It's a tragedy but what can we do brb going to mourn Saudi King who won't let women drive and is cool with stoning humans.

Oh, Adam Baldwin, I wish I could go back to the days when I didn't know you were such a colossal hateful dickbag.

This is why I can't hate on Kanye and Kim. He seems genuinely happy, and good for him. He's been through a lot and I think he deserves something good in his life, even if most people don't understand it.