Sorry, no.

Ethan has awesome hair, is the most chivalrous man I've ever met, is brilliant, well-educated, ambitious, and makes me laugh.

It's great to know what you want.

Ethan has awesome hair

"I discovered that when it comes to love, there aren't any real concessions to make. When you really love someone and they love you back, giving in or making a sacrifice isn't really giving in or making a sacrifice — it's just something you have to do, or a step you have to take to get something that's more important…

I guess this is growing up.

Swimwear is a personal choice. The United States is OBSESSED with the categorical organization of people by age brackets. What you are supposed to do, wear, think, care about, who is supposed to be a friend or lover; all dictated by age. That's grade A bullshit. There are 25 year olds who look like shit in bikinis and…

More to the point, the daycare would have reported the burns. Mom would have been given the choice of ditching murderer boyfriend or losing the children. Either way, no children die.

Yeah, actually Jesus said fuck all about abortions. This is about cultural notions of sexual purity and demonizing female sexuality, not Jesus. The point is, women who have sex must face consequences.

....or climate change scientists about climate change, or paleontologists about the actual date of fossils, or or or or...this is fun game, let's keep going.

I am from Toledo, same city as Katie Holmes. My mom worked with a doctor who played golf with her dad. When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in the courting process, he wouldn't allow her parents to be alone with her. When the baby was born, the baby wasn't allowed to be alone with the parents, and Katie, Suri, and…

You're insane, that would be like asking women how legislation should be handled for their bodies.

I mean, my money is always going to be on the gal or guy who has a degree in the thing for which there is a question. You know, proving they spent years and years learning all the things necessary to talk about what they're talking about. Call me crazy, but I would go so far as to suggest that that be a minimum…

I find Tom Cruise to be intensely repugnant because of his Scientology-inspired attitudes towards mental illness ans its treatment. Vitamin therapy, my fat ass. I have bipolar disorder. Medication has not only saved my life, it made life worth living.

Yeah. I can't make jokes about Tom Cruise being a weirdo Scientologist anymore because it's just not funny to me. It's so, so goddamn sad. All of it.

I think she meant more that even privileged doesn't inoculate women from discrimination, not that the things that happen to privileged women are more important.

This is one of his more subdued expressions. Most of the others I've seen lately run along the lines of "OMG, guys, I am here with Sofia Vergara", "I can't believe that I am totally marrying Sofia Vergara!", and "From way up here, I am totally getting the view down Sofia Vergara's dress, which is no big thing, because…

Everybody has their own taste but his primary appeal is not that apparent in that photo.

"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman", here. Not ashamed.

We got to meet him about four years ago and he was the coolest. My husband Scott introduced himself and two seconds later when we took a photo with him he was like "Hey Scotty!" And my husband, who likes his music but is not hardcore like me (yeah I said it) said sheepishly "Bryan Adams called me Scotty!" Nice dude.