How dare you disparage pineapples? Such disrespect cannot stand-PISTOLS AT DAWN.

As if I'm going to be taking vagina advice from a teenaged, kibblemunching, saladdodging, barely sentient dingleberry.

I think people like her are just sociopaths. Even if religion wasn't a thing- they'd find some justification to be horrible to the scapegoat of their choice.

She looks like a miserable person. In ALL of her pictures.

When will these people realize that freedom of speech means that the government isn't going to arrest them for saying they hate gay people, but doesn't mean freedom from the social consequences of being a bigoted asshole?

Sorry for all the profanity, I had a lot of brain rage short-circuiting my filters. I can't come to terms with the amount of animosity towards women lately.

(Any jokes about immaculate conception made in the comments will be grounds for immediate and permanent expulsion from Paradise.)

All these emails have taught me that sorority girls are exhausting. And yes, I am counting the ones who defended sororities in the comments. They weren't crazy like the ones in the articles, but were still exhausting.

I love the thought of a bunch of brain-dead sorority sisters foaming at the mouth over this series. For the lurkers:

If there really is a devil and he (she!) wanted to create a society that is incredibly competitive and un-compassionate, where the people in positions of authority won't question people in power, I don't think you could invent anything more effective than the Greek system.

The best part of living alone, is naked time..whether, dancing, lounging about or doing the dishes, love naked time!

How sad that something as obvious as 'water is wet' has to be said in 2015 by this very young woman because the men who control everything STILL haven't figured it out.

So... is any word ending in "eyoncé" trademarked or copyrighted? How would she have a leg to stand on in this? And what about satire and fair use? This also seems like just a crappy move.

So rude and presumptuous, Bey. Maybe people just wanted to celebrate Grizz from 30 Rock's fiancée, Feyoncé.

Well said.

Which makes me wonder about society in general - for all that "freedom!" "demcoracy!" "free will!" talk we see every day... it does seem like a good majority of people are happy to "belong" and be led. I mean, it's common with gangs, who unite under colors and symbols. Religions, who may dictate things like meeting…

"Do you like the snacks? Does your snack taste good? The shade of my shirt is Lagoon Breeze. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER SNACK??"

Oh well, thank god Miss Trainor is behaving modestly for the children.

Depending on how heavy a woman's flow is the vaginal canal could easily be extremely dry and tight when a tampon is removed. Not only would it be like screwing parchment, but I seriously doubt penetration would be possible without further prep. Does E.L. James have a vagina? Has anyone ever gone on record stating that…

Damn you for shining light on how women can be just as classist, elitist, and racist as men! Damn you I say!