You know how whenever there's Gwynnie hate anywhere, someone always jumps in to say everyone is jealous of her or that they don't understand why we're all so negative or whatever? This snippet explains exactly why I don't care for her—the lack of self-awareness is mind-blowing. I almost feel like it has to be some…

Eh. I don't care about Selena Gomez' behavior. It wasn't like she fornicated in it. I mean, Muslims apparently get upset about everything nowadays according to all news articles.

What am I doing with the rest of my life? Well, my much-longed-and-planned-for child was born two weeks ago via surrogate. This has been a long and heartbreaking road, but it ended here...I am typing with a baby sleeping on my shoulder. I am a mom, the Mr is a dad, and we are a family with a person-baby in addition to…

Pretty much me at 38 weeks pregnant, but it's all good! My hubs and I ate some bomb ass bbq, I'm gonna eat some Motherfuckin ice cream, and have a small flute of champagne if I can make it to midnight. I'm also hoping this kid will make her arrival im over this pregnancy nonsense

I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

levels of gray thirst:

I need. These people. To stop.

You guys forgot all of us poors in the greys.

Now my entire family is dancing to this song while we swat flies with flip-flops. I am not ashamed.

i hear this on my local alterna station with alarming (good) regularity.

I love this but the Lisbon story... really doesn't rate. It's actually super basic that in Portugal, Spain, (and prob'ly other places), the plate of olives/ham/bread/whatever that's brought to your table is never complimentary, but it's probably super cheap. It's in handy highlighted boxed text in any travel…

True, why spend all that money bringing up the next generation of workers when you can just outsource that childrearing shit to India and get them to immigrate later?

I don't know, I can't help really liking her.

Why does Grande creep me out? I don't understand. I've never heard her music, although she's clearly adorable—maybe it's the pint-sized sexy almost toddler-sized thing? I am trying to understand but may need help. Maybe she's too slick? HELP ME UNDERSTAND.

No hate, she's absolutely gorgeous but I know I couldn't tolerate all that makeup every damn day. I'm so happy I feel comfy wearing little to none now at almost 40 and wish I had felt that way when I was younger.

Like anything, there is a spectrum. I suffer from Major Depressive Disorder, and was recently hospitalized for it and therefore had the opportunity to meet a range of people with the same condition. A very common symptom of depression and anxiety is to self-isolate. Some depressed people party and have friends,…

I fucking love these ads. Don't even care what people think. They are gorgeous.

Balmain is not my jam but goddamn, this is a beautiful couple.

Love that they havn't lightened her or him. His skin's purple, brown and grey undertones are gorgeous. They've managed to capture her olive tan colour without washing her out or making her look orange. The posing is sensual and slightly agressive without going full on bdsm/violent.