I always knew that my 18th century brass etching fetish would pay off someday.

Tweaking is for meth addicts...ditch that shit! No amount of "no swimsuits and it's all about rewarding a talented, accomplished, well-spoken woman who just so happens to be mind-bogglingly beautiful" is going to make it better until you take beauty out of it entirely. The reward for being beautiful and looking your…

This Q-Tip lesson is like a pharmacist trying to school a cartel kingpin. The pharmacist is about that cure, but the kingpin is about that money. He gives zero fucks about the fallout of his actions.

I wonder if religious people were honest about viewing porn, because that could also skew these (totally useless) results. I mean, some of the mormon people I know will deny drinking while holding a glass of wine in their hand, so I imagine porn is more loaded.

Pink is perfect for everything.

Pink is perfect for this:

So tonight my gf's parents are like, "We got you a Christmas present!" and I'm all excited because the box is like a clothes box, and I'm thinking they bought me a jacket or something because they're so nice and I need a new jacket, I do, only I unwrap it, and it's not a clothes box.

I dunno. Natalie Portman is pretty damn talented. Those movies were so poorly written, I can't even imagine how she got through it with a straight face. Even great actors can't always save bad writing. 'Hold me like you did by the lake on naboo"??? URGH.

I initially assumed the picture of the monkeys at the top was the sexual position and I thought you meant a threeway with a child. So my answer was an emphatic: "WTF?! Jesus Christ, NO. What is your fucking dysfunction?!"

My musical tastes tend to swing toward singer-songwriters and the like, but I make a big exception for Bruno Mars. This song never fails to make me want to turn it up and dance (I do. NOT. dance), and it's not even the best of the bunch. I agree that the old-school soul style is a little bit derivative, but to me it's…

Very true, but if you like the old stuff as opposed to most stuff that's out right now, then Bruno is a good deal. Saw him in concert and it was like watching The Time for 2014.

My theory is that they made him that hot on purpose because Western culture loves to link beauty and goodness. So with Dornan, the show's like "OH YEAH, LOOK HOW SMOKIN' HE IS. Oh—by the way, audience member—he's also evil and you are disgusting."

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

So according to Pharrell, D'Angelo has done an album about brilliant barber skills?

But that is just it. YOU ARE TAKING UP SPACE to talk about real issues and real dangers women face.

The problem is white women, who objectively have it pretty good, often drown out women of color and transgender women, who objectively have it way fucking worse.

Why? I mean setting aside the particulars of Williams and Watson, why is "there are more important things" invalid? Saying that everything is equally important seems like some leftover aggressively consensus-based feminist thinking that got us nowhere. I know we're at Jezebel where the dreaded "judging" is about the…

I'm hoping I'm not the only one who feels this way. For as long as I can remember, I have been terrified by the idea of being dead. Not dying, but being dead. Missing out on humanity's future, and not getting to find out what happens hundreds or thousands or millions of years from now — how the story ends, so to…

If you want people to care about humanity dying out in ~5 billion years, I don't know what to tell you. Most people can barely comprehend hundreds of years (we just don't live that long as an organism). Also, humans can't even get along peacefully right here on earth, why would you want us to possibly run across…

So glad I clicked on this article while in my third trimester, after having eaten warmed up leftovers, microwaved in Tupperware, for lunch most of the week... :-(