Girl, I support you. I tell anyone who seems to be dwelling on a lack of romance: it wasn't until I had given up on men and dating that I met Mr. Right. All these bitches saying you're running outta time or that you need to be dating more (oh hey Aunt Eunice) can shut up cos true love comes around when you least…

Thank you. And here I thought I was the only person with this sort of stance. I oppose the death penalty. Not because I think all human life is sacred, or because I don't think anyone deserves to die. There are some seriously terrible human beings out there who 100% deserve to die, probably quite painfully.

Always looking for a good excuse to cue up Bette Davis Eyes, so thanks!

Interesting. I think the exact opposite — organic is a label that is difficult to get in its own way, but is by and large bought by jumping through bureaucratic hoops (not that those hoops are never worth jumping). Locally sourced food, on the other hand, supports local farming and agriculture and often smaller,…

Please pick up your torches and pitchforks for the Jezebel flash mob witch hunt. You'll find them on the shelf right between the diva cups and lentils. To the streets, hags! Destroy the pretty ones!

Happy birthday to Leonard Cohen, who isn't necessarily danceable:

With the release of Melon Collie, my love affair with the Pumpkins came to an end.

All of this is fucking hideous and needs to burn. BURN I TELL YOU.

Oh, yes, please give us more two piece outfits for plus-size women, that's definitely what most plus-size women in the real world are confident wearing. I'm sure they'll sell millions of these

yes mark hoppus, there is. a romper is shorts, a jumpsuit is pants, and both get constant side eye from me and are judged on a case by case basis, starting with negative points.

everything in this movie was a fashion do, and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me.

I think she's the most overly manufactured pop star. nothing about her rings sincere. jay z at least put out a handful of classic albums and started from nothing. she has been packaged.from day one. so boring. the flawless shtick is easy when you're a billionaire.

I think John Mccain lost his mind in that box in Vietnam? In order to pick her as a running mate, you must be completely insane.

It has always been this way. Blacks only get credits for the bad things, like crimes, "abortions" etc...Never get credits for building America, good music and so on.

Wow. The wigs are bad, and the clothes are worse.

I've been a juror in a couple trials and it is very difficult. The ones I sat on weren't murder trials, thank you God, but we all took it very seriously and many of us had trouble sleeping, especially since we couldn't talk about it during the actual trial.

I'm with that guy, no one should wear pajamas outside of their homes.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

Versace : For the tacky, nouveau riche, hopelessly outdated, trapped-in-1989 b-list rock band groupie in you.