*a lump in the belly of a cod.*

Yeah, I'm with you. I'm a large woman. I was a chubby child and bullied for that for years, so I have a lot of sympathy for this woman, and the idea of somebody doing that to me makes me cringe. OTOH, if this happened to me I would make it my mission to get the jerk responsible fired but I would pretty much rather die…

Whenever this kind of news comes up I think two things. I should state up front I was bullied as a child, so I know how it feels and I do not mean to blame the victim in any way. Still:

1. Before you sue, call management and place a complaint. If nothing is done and the server keeps working for them, then sue. Am I the…

portishead's cover of glory box, recorded live does it for me.

Would still do.

Favorite Bette Davis movie! It kind of has to be All About Eve, right?

I don't really care about the story, but I'll watch anything with Angelina Jolie. Lana Del Rey singing "Once Upon a Dream" is perfect.

I don't know why people keep saying that Drake and Rihanna are on-again/off-again. I don't think they were ever on. I think they just had a friends with benefits relationship that was very complicated because Drake clearly wanted more than that.

Wowsers, that's beautiful! when I was younger I did some doilies and little baskets (was kind of an old-fashioned loving kid), but never anything that fine. Now I think I'm too blind for it and my patience level is way down.

I KNOW! Is this how straight guys feel about the Olsen twins or something?

Okay, Fall Truthers, why would Jennifer Lawrence fake those falls? Falling in a very, very public setting is embarrassing, even if Jennifer has the composure to get back up and make a joke about it. Do you honestly think she wanted her Oscar moment last year to be marred by a humiliating stumble on her way to the…

Would Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet be willing to put out a video? For, uh, instructional purposes? I'm not even kidding. Lisa Bonet clearly has some skills I could benefit from learning.

So...

Stay strong! They'll appreciate you in the long run. I look back and have the greatest respect for my middle school teachers for enduring the crap they did.

So...

Listen folks, it's real easy. You can do whatever you want to do with your body, the stuff on your body and the stuff inside your body. However, your right to practice your personal interpretation of your personal religion stops when you interfere with the well being of another person's body. Everyone on board now?

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

Agreed, but did you see the coat that she wore over it? Love!

It looks like someone's tacky upholstery.

The baby diarrhea color is NOT golden yellow.