We don't have guns in my country. We also don't have mass killing sprees. I wonder why that is?

And this ladies... is how you do men's formal wear and still look gorgeous.

Hey, I rock the desheveled look too! I have no idea this was a stylish thing, I'm just too lazy to make an effort.

I am in love <3

Gorgeous!!

Aging is a bitch. In the words of Bette Davis, growing old is not for sissies.

You know what makes you look old? Getting old. The only alternative is to die young.

I love puppies, but I used to work in the sex crimes and child abuse unit in the same county at the same courthouse, and I never once saw protesters show up to protest against a defendant in a case I worked on. Just saying.

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.

I am an ex-junkie. I have been very lucky to stay off of it for most of my adult life, thanks to day-to-day persistence and work as well as love and support from people I know, whether they know the effect of it or not.

I have enough to live for now that I MUST love myself and others enough to stay clean.

Many people…

You are joking, right? All of this Beyonce "worship" is a big joke- we are supposed to be laughing, right?

Oh for Christ's sake, can we get thru at least one goddamn day without Jezebel proclaiming that BEYONCE IS THE MOST EPIC SINGER EVAHHHHHHHHH

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

Thedudes name is Warrenson..that screams-

It was cool, but I still think the best Grammy performance I have ever seen is Pink's breathtaking gravity defying version of Glitter in the Air.

Wait, is full blown history nerd a bad thing? Oh dear... then um, I swear, I'm definitely NOT one! *shifty eyes*

I'm going to call his gp on Monday and see about a referral. omg a Ferrero Rocher. I'm going to Hell for laughing as hard as I did at that.

This is no joke. I got into a conversation once with a group of people talking about a tv show, which I found to be a pretty poor piece of media. I described the lead character as weakly written with no defining characteristics, goals or desires so it was impossible for me to identify with him. One of the other…

It took me two years to realize that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are two different people.

I went to see P!NK on Wednesday and it was amazing. Like, so amazing that I don't regret paying a ridiculous amount of money for somewhat crappy seats from a scalper. It feels like a dream. A really, really good dream.