I'm not anti-gay, but I don't think they should get married.

Hersheys is to chocolate what Edward is to vampires. Not nearly dark enough, for one thing.

Yes?

I love the discussion you've kick started here. As for my two cents, I think it's a combination of factors.

It'd be nice if they had a guest writer from a different country. I've read comments about how some Jezzies wish the writers didn't solely focus on an American perspective. I completely agree. As a person with an immigrant mother, it's uncomfortable. There are other perspectives out there, too.

"privileged american white women"

Moving some cocaine to make some quick cash,
The ladies arrived with a fabulous stash,
Stuffed under wigs, and taped to their heads,
Thinking for sure it would fool all the feds.
They'd almost succeeded in getting through customs,
But were spotted by cops, who proceeded to bust 'em.
No way to deny it, no more to explain,
Now…

God this bitch and Bret Easton Ellis seem like their growth was just stunted. They will forever be in their early 20s and as annoying as they were then. Also, this is not to say anything against being in their early 20s because I've never met any young people that were remotely as grating as Wurtzel in that…

Stop bitching about my generation.

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

I like your mom's advice. My marriage has been the easiest relationship I've ever had (and I had quite a few before getting hitched.) It isn't always easy, but I always feel sure that this is where I'm supposed to be and that he is the right person. Fifteen years in, we weather the hard times and come back around to…

I completely disagree with King's reading of Duvall's acting, and I think her take on the character had a lot of depth, intelligence, and resilience to it. Actually, considering that Kubrick made The Shining into a pretty transparent study on domestic abuse and Shelly Duvall's Wendy ended up escaping, I can't help…

Welp, I guess that headline proves I'll read pretty much anything Lindy writes.

What's the deal with "Being fat is morally wrong"? How so?

As big of a douche as Jack White is, I still prefer theirs to Dolly's original.