I thought their portrayal was golden

Yeah so not kicked off but... my then girlfriend, now Wife, and I were on a plane coming back from vacation. It was a 3 hour flight and we both must have ate something that was not settling well with us. We were both letting off stinkers left and right. Now I though it was just me creating this stink and she thought…

Just lost the tip of my thumb to a dog 3 weeks ago, Survived!

By turning down Peppermint, you missed an opportunity to make your own Christmas Oreos...

This reminds me of the Kathy Griffin story about James Gandolfini and his new wife’s ‘hair and makeup gays’.

I have learned this lesson the very hard way, over many years: If your skin is naturally fair, don’t try and force it to be tan. Don’t give yourself cancer trying to tan in the sun, don’t waste your money and ruin your clothes and look like a freak weirdo with fake tanner. Work with what nature gave you. Embrace it.…

I prefer the T-fal Optigrill. Check it out.

Welcome back to Counter-Point, the Internet dating advice show that missed an episode because (seriously) I was on a date with my girlfriend when the doc’s column went up and missed the window when people read it:

“In post-Soviet Russia, Avengers assemble YOU!”

Let’s meet halfway and change the time 30 minutes. Boom. Done. No more DST / EST - we’re in the sweet spot forever.

Um, look again, homie....lol

I don’t think so... I just bought some rice the other day

Dude, have you seen my Fantastic Beasts?

IIRC, the entire line had the suction cup base, and the arms would close when you held down a button in the back, and then each of them had an individual gimmick, like the water squirter, or one had a hook in the back so you could make him slide down a line.

I totally forgot about those things and those springy arms.

Where’s my Robo Force movie?

Reminds me of something my mom did a few weeks ago. She got a scam call from some guy saying he was with Microsoft and he detected a virus on her computer. (First clue it was a scam? They have an iMac. Why would Microsoft be calling?)

If they follow kinja deals, they can get some Anker products which are on sale 100% of the time, just an idea.

Isn’t the bottle neck for most renewable energy sources the battery/storage? Collecting enough energy to power Japan for 50 years in one storm is nice, but it means diddly if there isn’t a reliable way to store that massive amount of electricity in one go.

‘Y’all don’t know about Mary Poppins. When Mary’s around, cool shit happens.’- I sure wish they could use that as a tagline on the ad campaign.