Yeah so not kicked off but... my then girlfriend, now Wife, and I were on a plane coming back from vacation. It was a 3 hour flight and we both must have ate something that was not settling well with us. We were both letting off stinkers left and right. Now I though it was just me creating this stink and she thought…

Just lost the tip of my thumb to a dog 3 weeks ago, Survived!

By turning down Peppermint, you missed an opportunity to make your own Christmas Oreos...

This reminds me of the Kathy Griffin story about James Gandolfini and his new wife’s ‘hair and makeup gays’.

I have learned this lesson the very hard way, over many years: If your skin is naturally fair, don’t try and force it to be tan. Don’t give yourself cancer trying to tan in the sun, don’t waste your money and ruin your clothes and look like a freak weirdo with fake tanner. Work with what nature gave you. Embrace it.…

Welcome back to Counter-Point, the Internet dating advice show that missed an episode because (seriously) I was on a date with my girlfriend when the doc’s column went up and missed the window when people read it:

I actually had something kind of similar happen to me 2 weeks ago.

If anyone's itching to play an updated version of this game, check this out- http://forums.civfanatics.com/forumdisplay.p…

It's a mod for the very lackluster Civ4 Colonization game, which turns what was a steaming pile of horsepoop of a reboot into an amazing experience, worthy of the original Colonization. It's also…

Rule number 1:

It's an absolutely terrible idea to tell kids they're smart, and I say it from personal experience. My whole life I've studied with people who were below average, intelligence-wise, in elementary school and high school. I was led to believe that I was smarter than everyone else, as that's what everyone always said to…