MULTIPLE BACKUPS, PEOPLE!

There’s an autostart video on this post.

This is why I’ve always kept one debit card my wife doesn’t have the login to, and where I funnel the change from errands she sends me on.

This advice should be used by everyone every time they click on anything posted by Kinja Deals.

More like: How to be a selfish prick who believes their time and convenience is more important than everyone.

Your “hack” involves paying the movie theaters MORE?! Away with you! Away!

Huh, I can’t imagine walking on egg shells like that. In my family, I can simply say, “No thanks, I don’t like sweet potatoes” and nobody gives a fuck. And before someone says, “Well, that’s your OWN family, you’d never say that to someone else”, I say it to my in-laws all the time. I like Mac and Cheese, but I don’t…

I dunno about “never visit Times Square.”

Those men shouldve been around long before it got to this point

As a gay guy I can say I’ve been down the opposite side of this road in a couple of different ways. First thing I’d say to FF - words to live by courtesy of my best friend. Want to know how to eliminate at least half the stress in your life? LIVE ALONE!

Unpopular opinion here, but I feel like there are too many selfies and pictures of people at a vacation spot, sure those are nice to see that they are having fun and leaving behind a great memo of their journey. I rather see a picture from their viewpoint and not them in the view. Those are great because for places…

Actually, this might be the most unreadable piece of shit yet committed to the internet.

Yeah so not kicked off but... my then girlfriend, now Wife, and I were on a plane coming back from vacation. It was a 3 hour flight and we both must have ate something that was not settling well with us. We were both letting off stinkers left and right. Now I though it was just me creating this stink and she thought…

Just lost the tip of my thumb to a dog 3 weeks ago, Survived!

By turning down Peppermint, you missed an opportunity to make your own Christmas Oreos...

This reminds me of the Kathy Griffin story about James Gandolfini and his new wife’s ‘hair and makeup gays’.

I have learned this lesson the very hard way, over many years: If your skin is naturally fair, don’t try and force it to be tan. Don’t give yourself cancer trying to tan in the sun, don’t waste your money and ruin your clothes and look like a freak weirdo with fake tanner. Work with what nature gave you. Embrace it.…

Welcome back to Counter-Point, the Internet dating advice show that missed an episode because (seriously) I was on a date with my girlfriend when the doc’s column went up and missed the window when people read it:

I actually had something kind of similar happen to me 2 weeks ago.