I like how his dick measuring amounts to:

Wow, I think this is the first time I’ve seen someone brag about the 70th best school in the country...

1) A car is not an investment

Not to worry, there will always be the poors who will be putting around in Versas and Accents.

As someone with sweaty hands, my first order of business would be to swap the steering wheel for a leather-wrapped one. That is definitely one “upgrade” that I don’t particularly care for.

As someone who lives in an area with a ton of Asian guys, I see a bunch. There’s at least 4 in my neighborhood alone.

If you look at some of the other vehicles, you don’t see nearly as much intrusion into the cabin.

It does look like the Odyssey does a whole lot better though. And while yes, we can’t see inside the passenger compartment, the fact that the body caved in so much means that it must have intruded into the space that 3rd row used to occupy, unless you’re suggesting that the 3rd row moved up to where the 2nd row used…

I loved our minivan in high school. In the 3rd row, there’s plenty of privacy for some extracurricular activities with your special someone ;).

Obligatory rear crash test video for the Sienna. RIP 3rd row occupants

Even if it cost me more than I would get back, I’d still sue the shit out of him in the hopes that the court will garnish his wages for years to come. Putting a little bit of justice back into the civil court system.

And here I was thinking it would be some sort of connection between the horn and a metal plate on the seat to give your scrotum a zap.

Doh, I took that to mean a hatchback.

Guys guys, he says “four-door”, not sedan. How have there been no wagons in the recommendations?

Why an S60 instead of a V60? Technically a wagon is a 4-door right?

Free publicity?

Except American’s still don’t pronounce Hyundai correctly. I’ve met so many Hyundai owners that still say Hung-Dye or High-Yung-Dye.

If you call out everyone, it makes you look like a loon and you lose all credibility, even if it were true.

It worked for me on a puncture that caused my tire to lose 1 psi / second. I was skeptical at first too, but it did the job.