Trump and his cronies seem to have adopted the Ronnie Dobbs strategy for lying their way out of trouble.

What’s with the Michael Jackson “Smooth Criminal” lean in the lower right hand corner?

Bubba Ho-Tep was a documentary! Wake up sheeple!

he means their license to broadcast news, not their licenses to broadcast at all...he doesn’t understand the difference of course.

Why doesn’t he just get some Russian hookers to piss all over the bill of rights? Then he can get two jollies for the price of one.

So can we all collectively wake up from this fever dream already? Please? Can we go back to the world where grownups were in control? ‘cause—just when I think I’ve seen 45 do the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my life, he fucking trumps it by miles (no pun intended).

Trump vs. NFL, aka one of the few things that unite most of America, including his racist white base. I’m putting a fiver on the NFL.

The Failing @nytimes set Liddle’ Bob Corker up by recording his conversation. Was made to sound a fool, and that’s what I am dealing with!

They’re just acting like sportsball fans, eternally doubling down and refusing to abandon Their Team, because to do otherwise would be admitting that they made a mistake in judgment. Now they’re double proud to stick up for the loser that everyone else hates. Nevermind that life is not a sportsball contest, and…

The neeeeewwww Allante!

I’m so glad I don’t have this problem

Can all Jalop writers post their driving playlists*

Yeah its not even like Thelma and Louise is a cult classic or something that no one’s ever heard of.

Me, too. I’ll hold your hand.

It would be nice if Kimmel’s opinion carried any weight with the Senator. He just sounds startled to discover that Republicants lie and that they don’t give a fuck about anyone or anyone’s sick kid.... which is old news to everyone else.

I have never been a Kimmel fan, but he just made me one. Can Kimmel, Colbert, and Seth Meyers all get together one night and just lambaste ALL of these bastards?

Is chronic explosive rage triggered by hateful old white men a preexisting condition? I got a bad, bad case and I think it’s contagious.

We’ve got some stupid politicians up here in Canada, and the odd crazy-sounding one pops up now and then. But, holy shit, there seems to be an enormous number of certifiably insane politicians in the US. I really don’t mean this as a smug declaration of superiority, because we certainly have our share of messed up…

I’ll stay in the Thelma and Louise car over taking this fucking bill thank you very much.