Blackie Chan testing my new racing seat, he approved

What is thy bidding, my master?

lol.. thanks.. i just figured i’d go all in for a change.. its friday woohoo :)

heres snowball sunbathing on the table

So we’re back to square one then? Trump trusting a foreign dictator with incentive to lie over the unanimous conclusion of his own intelligence agencies? The CIA and FBI mean nothing against the word of Vladimir Putin in the eyes of Donald Trump? Trump supporters, are you getting that suckling at Putin’s teat isn’t…

Putin’s expression says “Look at my creature. Isn’t he just precious in his privileged stupidity? ”

If Putin says he didn’t interfere, well, that should settle the whole matter. If there’s one thing Putin learned in the KGB, it’s honesty and integrity.

Look, I don’t know that Mr. Fox but he sure seems Fantastic.

Trump: Ladies and gentlemen...I tell you...he’s like a horse down there...

PLEASE FIND DEEZ KITTEHS A GUT HOME!

Anna, they just released a video of the meeting. Looks like it went about as well as could be expected.

May we import them to the US now, or do we have to wait 25 years?

The world wasn’t ready for you, Torch... This is proof.

Every rim should be a variation of this. This is how I feel about it.

I’m afraid we are. We are in the Darkest Timeline now, for sure.

Maybe that’s why he likes his steaks well done—he’s terrified of blood, all blood.

I think he’d be just as petrified if you stood on the front lawn with a knife and ran it across your palm. While staring at him and not blinking. That shit would keep him up at night.

Time to go rent a new Mustang... even though I can easily do long burnouts with my 96 Mustang GT.

Cars and Coffee shall never be the same.