...like a Patriot!

I’ve become a shut in...until I start drinking. Then I’m just the neighborhood drunk, crashing every party. Oh, wait, did you want to get along with your neighbors?

Aren’t opinions fun?! Have a great day!!!

Agreed. Now re-read the op ;)

I miss the phrase “good little truck* :(

Exactly. Been there my damned self

You sure about that?

Damned anti-ra!!

So, is this the new P.G.-mobile, or what?

Q: What did *45 get on his SATs?

The way he eats, a spare is a good idea...not for most folks, but for himself

Be excellent to each other

Eh...it’ll melt...kinja’d. DB ungrey me sir!

Party on?

Now I know I’m not a constitutional lawyer and I was born at night, but I’ve seen Charlie Kelly talk about Law and Order and birdlaw and wasn’t born last night...so...

Mmmm...moluments.

Do they use bay leaves in the beans? Purely rhetorical

With shorts

He’s gonna conjure Custer’s ghost to do an anti-rain dance

“There are dozens of us!!”