Aroused, lubed seals? I wanna ask... but at the same time I dont wanna know. Ok, I’ll bite: what’s the recommended weight on seal lube? Like engine oil? Gear oil? Olive oil? Hemp oil? Enquiring minds...

Never owned one but there are several that I’d like to drive without being an ass about it

This is Tallboy...

Keekeee!

Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain!!!

The correct comment is: “I’m telling Mother!!!”

In Russia, the facts interpret you! What a country!

C’mon, you should know by now that logic or reality or accepted empirical evidence doesn’t Trump whatever Putin says.

They Want To Believe

Same. Cheers!

Sadly this one ran away a while back :( :

Fine felines, friend! Love a tuxedocat. I debated posting mine with the two meowses she caught yesterday, but thought better of it.

Like a troublesome puppy. “He’s not trained yet, but we’ll break him of his bad habits.” Oh fuck... what if his twitter goes dark? I honestly believe his unhingedness is our (any reasonable soul in the universe,) best weapon against this joke of a prez.

I am not falling for this cat-pic baiting...ahh, hell... Here’s Horus in the catbird seat:

Comedic interlude via Horus:

But I coulda told you, Torchy

Eta... You got a line lock on that sn?

Fuck, man...how many cars do you have? I’m doing this wrong, me thinks haha

Ah, good. Back to my bloodletting and phrenology studies. ;)