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1. I assume the car was just trying to go to a place of safety before it immolated.

They’re not for nerds. They’re for rich people. Rich nerds are trying to buy mint versions of their parents’ 87 Honda Accord.

Or you could just get a bottle of lube. 

same

store10 times the power”

Next cult hit:

Wait is this a thing?  I knew he fell off the top of a boat, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in a gorilla suit.

No, he wasn’t injured doing that.

Unless you fall off a yacht in a gorilla suit. 

And that’s why he’s my favorite driver!

Kimi on how he was injured:

Production version will look like this

That’s an interior out of a base model 2011 Sonata Hybrid, not a Genesis.

Hyundai is coming to take a bite in that sweet premium SUV pie.

Never 

Sorry to hear about the food poisoning.

All I see is...

Aha, the Hyundai ');DROP TABLE admins;-- you mean?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that wouldn’t work out so well.

Just wait ‘til the Hyundai Null comes out.