If there is no life, it’s not because the environment is toxic, because to be toxic there must be an organism to which the toxicity applies. For example, is oxygen toxic? To a lot of bacteria, it is. To us of course, it is not - except for when it is!

There is a better way to ride out the delayed start.

Hello Elizabeth how are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I’m sentimental
But I’m not one to cry

Forgetting the fact also that it’s brown. 

I know of about 674 things i’d rather do with $3,500 than throw it into an old italian shitbox without a lid.

Oooh. You’re so cool and edgy.

THIS is where you prove your Jalop cred. Reasonable price for an interesting/amusing relic with relatively minor (for an Alfa) issues to deal with.

Or better still...

Space trains!

Europa-ites? Europons?

You’re cruising along happily at a good speed, taking the turn and then all of a sudden it starts getting way tighter than you anticipated. What do you do then?

I just got an image in my head of a bunch of V12-powered whistling Nerf footballs whipping and bumping around Spa, and it was very, very good.

The whole video could be condensed into one rally style delivery:

Regional variants:

Would you say you had to overnight parts from Japan to fix the issue? 

I had a BMW with functioning turn signals.

Hope that helps.

Maserati Trumpf. (Because it won’t work properly either...)

This 380sl begs to differ. 

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