FFS. Our ultra liberal democrat governor is manipulating it. yep. sure.

Not what you want exactly but BF2142 had Mechs(and was criminally underrated)

I heard there is a fire sale somewherez in Florida. Hot Nissans for under a grand.

If only there was a way to provide a modicum of protection to these splitters.....

*Crosses Ram off list of current FCA vehicles*

It really is a thing. Between these issues and people failing to make sure that the headlines are properly aligned, my retinas are slowly being burned out by oncoming morons here in rural somewhere.

“...the only car he’s ever owned that - surprisingly - doesn’t leak.”

Up next, “Parents endangering their childrens lives by not driving the newest largest SUV available today.”

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

Whew, I’m glad SOMEBODY is here to defend the banks. Imagine a world in which people who are not as smart and responsible as 1995-Longroof don’t intrinsically deserve everything that happens to them - god, I just can’t even bear to think about it!

Zoom in on the mirror of a passing bicycle. 

Can you CSI-level ‘ENHANCE' some more so we get a side view? 

Yes.

Yeah, that’s an SUV. 

oh, never do engine mounts.

“The Mini now sits stranded in a garage in Washington D.C.” 

if sci-fi/fantasy has taught us anything be it novels, comics, movies, games, or shows THIS rarely ends well for anyone involved. The movie A.I. comes to mind instantly.