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Not surprising to see that a big turnaround from 12-2 to 0-12 is rewarded by the winning tradition of the Tampa Bay Bucaneers.

The coaches shouldn’t be penalized. They told both their teams to beat the other on the scoreboard, not physically. Unfortunately, patience runs thin when the game is in quadruple overtime and the teams are deadlocked at six apiece.

But it’s really going to be his defense that craters this team. If you saw last week’s game against the Spurs, Pop ran six plays right at Love in the final nine minutes of the game. While their lead only increased by a bucket over that stretch, they scored 11 of their final 19 points on shots against Kevin Love.

He could have put Evans in a baby bjorn and carried him up the court.

Agreed with your analysis, but...

Because that entire Clippers team is like blaming individual members of the Cobra Kai for their sensei.

Yes, please fuck off.

Fuck off, please.

and also, that fucking sucks.

Minimal punctuation; he’s like Ernest Hemingway. After he shot himself in the head.

You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

Nice.

“Napoleon Dy-no-mite!”

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

Here at Deadspin, we like to be helpful when we can, and so we have created this loop video—also known as a “GIF”—of Griffey’s swing for Noble.

Point taken, Sir. Skip the tomatoes as directed.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.