Chris Clemons to me in the locker room: “You’re the dick-head of the group.”

What man hasn’t reacted with shock the first time he drills himself in the face while tossing the helmet?

When offered a severance package of a hot meal and a new pair of socks, Tomsula wept with gratitude.

I was a linebacker. Also a safety. He targeted. Every decision in the entire game takes less than half a second, in fact half a second would be an eternity. You can’t hit dudes in the head and you can’t hit them high knowing you might hit them in the head.

since it’s obvious the WR didn’t lower his head, the rest of your comment is on mute

Correct. That is a critter fritter.

The evidence suggests that some tackling occurred, but as of right now it can’t be confirmed.