And then 81 laps today

Congratulations, Mr. Matt Brown, on COTD! My award to you is a Chrysler Sebring 300 which this lovely lady will deliver right after she fixes her hair.

Engine: a Honda engine.

If they can make 700+ HP with a 1.6L, what’s it matter how many pistons they have? Especially when you consider the hybrids systems, these things are beasts. I’m a big fan of the screaming V8 predecessors, but other than the sounds there really isn’t any reason one is better than the other.

Mark Hamill has read some of his tweets as the Joker... so, you’re not far off?

One of these things is not like the other...

Works for me.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

This is terrible... but I think we all have the same question: how does one who is bound to a wheelchair control the beast that is a GTR? There are tons of physically functional humans who can’t drive one, and this guy can’t walk, but he can harness the 500+ HP? Mustang owners should be ashamed of themselves.

If there is a “Trump” audible, what do you think it is?

Vagina Mutumbo

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

Holy shit

Shocker.

+2 (in the pink)

Idea for Antonio Brown’s next pair of game shoes:

Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

How long before EA wises up and starts coding intentional “glitches”? Like, can we see the kicker boot the placeholder through the uprights or something next year?