Stefon Diggs is going to be a superstar in this league if he stays healthy.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

People take their Beltran versus Beltre very seriously around here.

That’s a pretty tenuous grasp you have on those straws.

K, what should we post about instead today?

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

No, you can’t say that at all. You could say he shouldered the pain for many years. That would count.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

Geeeeenooo Smiffff!!!

Keapernick but after I drink this bottle of Jack and weep for a hour, I’ll get back to you

... annnd Adrian Peterson loses a kid he actually cared about.

So, who looks better in purple; Kaep or Sanchez?!

This made me collapse laughing.

Harsh, but, yeah.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

Never.

Audi service = the opposite of Occam’s razor. The complex solution is always the preferred one