Just get a Grom.

The best bike to start on is the crappy ones they have for your local MSF course. Take the course and learn how to ride a motorcycle before you make the decision to actually buy one.

Life finds a way :P

Dear American Honda and NHTSA,

It needs to be at least three times as big!

Either this guy is a giant or that car is for ants.

In French, Zozo is a childish-acting person

Wait...what

you're black?

Yes... maybe.

We've made flying almost as cheap and easy as traveling on a a Greyhound bus.

In other news, McDonald's unveils new Burger King.

*Checks to see if anyone was injured badly or killed* *Nope*

As much as I know this is parody, there exists at least one man who really is like this or worse

Customary TG contribution

The Zenvo ST1 comes with a flame thrower from the factory.

Sounds legit.

17 feet per gallon? Better MPG than my wrangler...

So.... a really, really, really big flamethrower would work?

like......ZOINKS!