Pull over?

Complaining about the current generation of kids helps justify our youthful bullshit.

After reading Jalopnik for 3 years, I finally feel like I have something worth contributing as my first ever comment. (TL;DR: It's a funny story, read it if you have a minute).

Let's get Jan and Kevin driving a C7.R at Sebring. Can we make that happen?

V8 is expected to come later, the V10s are just for the initial release.

They have a lot of shit to carry?

Did you know I'm deaf on my left ear?

Ancient Chinese philosopher.

That's Subaru, yo. Honda would be a beenie of some sort.

I'm pretty sure it will have more punctuation: "No, instrument panel TOO red."

High RPM or no turbos. Pick one.

I'll press this.

Too bad the cars are proportioned so oddly. I know it's function and regulations over form, but something like this would LOOK so much better:

really needs the "Powered By"

Shit man we forgot to design the 2015 livery.

Yup, Ford have never done that before.

OK, so the line to stand in to order one starts where..........?