Conversion therapy is super effective, ive met tons of hot dudes there.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

I admire Beto for taking her on like this, but he should be careful and remember the famous quote: “Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty and did you know that her dad is John McCain?”

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

“of the Target Mossimos”

Word.

Bellend also works.

“Lady, you do realize I’m the one who said ‘lay off the hooker following us around’”?-Jesus

This put a smile on my face ten miles wide.

Is the cherry pie actually famous

This website is where you get the hard-hitting news ahead of time.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

lol

Miss Ingraham, I served with Stannis Baratheon, I knew Stannis Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon was a friend of mine.

BMW powered Subaru? I don’t know if I could bring myself to start vaping and stop signalling. Too much change for me. Oh, and the $15,000 asking price is $10,000 too high.

CP.

Cable news without these grifters is like pro wrestling without heels.

Fuckin Chad doesn't have to work for anything.  He just gets everything thrown at him. Pussy, trucks, the book, everything. Fuck Chad. 

Can I talk to you about DMT and deer meat? I’m gonna blow your fucking mind. 

Look you keep talking about his losses but all I know is at the end of the night, he finally ended a 7 fight losing streak.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…