Don’t talk about it too loudly or it will show up in the sidebar again.

OK BUT WHAT ABOUT OPPOSITELOCK THO

If they were dicks you would.

Only if you could support a lifestyle off of $37.50 a month. It’s $600,000 a year which any person can see as an excessive amount unless she can show that the divorce from Depp is going to impact her future ability to generate income. She has two DC Comics moving in production at the moment, which I would think are…

Pffttt. They don’t work anyway.

That’ll happen with no key in it.

swiggity swooty

Using the red key for my E46 would spit the transmission out and spontaneously combust the interior.

I missed you.

How the fuck is this so accurate?

I can hear the fender liners being eaten away from here.

No more babbies.

You got rid of it before they issued the recall?

Your definition of “fun driving” is breaking speed limits and reckless/negligent driving in a densely populated area with a lot of pedestrian traffic?

So you can convince yourself that even after having kids and settling down you’re still young and virile?

The Cherokee was rough enough with only 177hp. I just about died when I was driving an ‘86 4Runner with the V6.

Well you do drive a Corvette. At least you aren’t in a Mustang!

Those shifty mother fuckers just sold everyone pickups with bed caps then? Good lord.

You mean ze Germans?

“spinning the tires and winding up the motor to whoops and cheers from the passenger seat.”