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If it’s not in my garage, it’s not perfect.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Seems like they’ve had practice with this previously.

I knew David would be buying something else for a winter car because he owns 4 Jeeps. In fact, the quality of Jeeps owned is inversely proportional to the quantity of Jeeps owned, i.g. as Jeep ownership goes up, Jeep quality goes down.

Ze germans do not joke.

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I’m trying to figure out where MB gets off giving BMW shit (lighthearted as it may be). BMW just celebrated an anniversary that MB can’t for another decade. That MB has to tout their predecessors built arguably the first cars in the world is reaching. Porsche was classier.

But still, Daimler-Benz AG was founded in 1926 from formally merging Benz & Cie and DMG. There is history to be sure, but Mercedes-Benz was not a thing until 1926. Using your logic, I’m not actually 27 years old, but 27 and 9 months old because my history is completely continuous so I might as well celebrate my…

Mercedes-Benz as a company did not exist until 1926. BMW was filing tax returns a fucking decade before anything came out of Stuttgart with the words “Mercedes-Benz” written on it.

That’s nothing. You should see what I can do with 1.2hp and my left hand.

The retro Jeep truck of my most rugged dreams has more chest hair. Also, trucknutz.

Thanks, Hitler/Ted Cruz.

I bet Ted Cruz likes the VQ exhaust note.

Terrible people, yes. I bet Hitler liked the VQ exhaust note.

If it’s a legitimate bad nomination, the GOP body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Judging by sales numbers alone, the Chevy Cruze is a better car than the Ferrari 458.

I’m saying that people who like the VQ engine note have hearing loss or are otherwise mentally incapacitated.

That’s your hearing slowly getting worse.

Last time I checked, anyone that liked the VQ exhaust note wasn’t humble at all.