Thank you professor.

Putting 64hp in a box with wheels doesn’t make it any cooler.

You won’t buy shit if you’re in the US.

The Golf R costs the same as the Focus RS. How many VW’s have you owned?

I trust your advice. Anyone who owns an RX8 would definitely know a thing or two about unreliability.

See that’s the difference. The Golf R owner has a collection because they’re mature.

So a $36k Golf is overrated, but a $36k Focus is fine?

“25 and don’t own any energy drink related attire”

I don’t see anything cool about an advertised 64hp, unless it’s being advertised in a go-kart or scooter.

The Focus RS is how a 15-year-old with a Monster Energy hat spends $35,000. The Golf R is how an adult spends $36,000.

No it’s cool see ve use a timing chain so zere is no need to ever replace ze chain. Nevermind ze guides und tensioners.

Fap material.

I paid $360 for Dinan’s Performance Engine Software. I think the point was to separate me from my money.

DAMMIT

Yep

I wish I still had a car with vent windows. I wouldn’t call a car with non-power windows or lock “bare bones”, but I wouldn’t really one a car without them now.

They have headsets for that same purpose. I wouldn’t call a car with bluetooth bare bones.